Ever wanted to live in a lighthouse, or at least have a really cool place for parties?  Now’s your chance!  Two decommissioned lighthouses off the coast of Staten Island are being auctioned off by the General Services Administration (GSA), which is starting the bidding next month at $5,000.  Be warned, the Coast Guard gets to keep a set of keys and come traipsing through whenever they need to.  Oh, and they’re rather prone to flooding.